WHITE DIDDY

WHY IS WHITE DIDDY SO SAD TODAY, LADIES?

IS IT BECAUSE HE LIVES ON THE OCEAN?

IS IT BECAUSE HE BACKED HIS MOMS BENZ UP SO PERFECTLY INTO ITS PARKING SPOT?

IS IT BECAUSE ITS SUNDOWN?

IS IT BECAUSE HE'S GOT TOO MUCH STARCH IN HIS COLLAR?

IS IT BECAUSE HIS SIDE BURNS ARE A PERFECT LENGTH AND FADE SEEMLESSLY INTO HIS CHEEKBONE?

MO' MONEY MO' PROBLEMS.

IF WE TOOK OFF HIS SUN GLASSES WOULD WE SEE TEARS, OR HAS HE CRIED HIS LAST ONE?

CHEER UP WHITE DIDDY...I'M SURE THERE'S A PRIVATE AIRPORT CLOSE BY WHERE YOU CAN TAKE PICS LOOKING SOMBER NEXT TO SOME STRANGERS PRIVATE JET.

LOOKS LIKE YOUR HEART IS BROKEN, WHITE DIDDY...LADIES, WILL SOMEONE ADOPT THIS WOUNDED PUPPY...FIX HIM UP.