Miriam Lazewatsky

Where do you START with this bitch?? I should have known that Miriam Lazewatsky would be promicuous--I met her on FetLife (as "Lisette Below"), she sucked me dry on the first date, and she insisted on my indulging her "rape fantasy" fetish. She also said some weird things, like how she uses the same LUBE as her parents (ewwww).

And when her legs weren't open, her stupid mouth was, bitching about all kinds of bullshit...Like how her doctor had "fat shamed" her when he said her diabetes and sleep apnea were results from her being grossly overweight (yeah, I admit it, I got a fatass fetish...and Miriam's ass jiggled pretty good while I plowed her from behind...) I mean, if you a fatass, just OWN that shit, don't try to blame "societal norms" for all that CAKE you gobbled down...

Oh, and I know I should have wrapped my rascal before assraping the bitch, so it's my dumb fault I got herpes and other STDs...

tl;dr -- AVOID THIS SKANK LIKE THE PLAGUE